Introduce Yourself Here!

Say hi here and shit.

I'm Laddy. Duh.

I am His Royal Majesty, Henry V of House Lancaster, Duke of Aquitaine and of Cornwall, Earl of Chester, by the Grace of God of England King.

Of course.

I am Faris the majestic pirate. Now give me all your treasure before I pillage your land and steal your women.

WHY IS EVERYTHING FRENCH?

I...I never noticed that.

Oh, well. C'est magnifique!

Tu ne parle pas français?

Me neither.

Oui, je parle le français.

euh, je m'en calisse.

Pardon? Je ne comprends pas. Je suis desole.

c'est parce que "je m'en calisse" est française acadien ou parce que j'suis plus nul comme merde.

Je suis Canadienne. Le francais est implanté dans mon cerveau quand je suis nee

Save me

Dammit, I was hoping not to be the most shit at French here so I could make someone else go "STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT NOW?"

It's so much easier to speak than write it. Especially since the rules change every year

Tabarnak either way.

I only try to speak it when drunk and usually wind up throwing in random Japanese or Ukrainian words if not changing languages entirely.

Oublier/oboeru gets me every time.